TONIGHT WE’VE GOT LOTS-O-FREE BOOZE! IF YOU LIKE YOUR TODDIES HOT WE’VE GOT MULLED WINE [W/CABERNET SAUVIGNON] + HARD APPLE CIDER [W/SPICED RUM + BRANDY]! WE ALSO HAVE A VARIETY OF BEER, SPICED CIDER [NON-BOOZIE VERSION] + H2O! ALL FREE. GET IT!
DON’T DRINK WE’LL...FEW HOT MEN NAMED TODD [AKA TODDY] YOU CAN WARM UP WITH.